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Oh Maria

This song is by Uncle Outrage and appears on the album Best Before 2012 (2010).

Maria, I think you ought to know
That I'd do anything to make you not go
I'd cut my hair a whole lot, today
I found your head and it told me that you were so far away

One and one is one not two
They pulled my teeth out of my head just for you
They said it was a joke you'd get
But how was I to know you'd get so upset?

How could you go?
You've got your plane for Saturday
Oh, Maria, don't you know that there's another way?
You've got to lie, just tell them you died
They don't know that one yet, so many times I've tried

One and one is one not two
They pulled my teeth out of my head just for you
They said it was a joke you'd get
But how was I to know you'd get so upset?

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