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Frog Kissing

This song is by The Muppets and appears on the television soundtrack The Muppet Show Music Album (1979).

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Robin the Frog
Do you remember in the fairy tale?
How the wicked witches' spell
Changed the handsome prince to a toad
Through the power of her potion she handed him a notion
He was lower than the dirt in the road
And though she left him green and warted
Her evil plan was thwarted
When there chanced to happen by a young miss
Who in spite of his complexion
Offered her affection
And broke the wicked curse with her kiss

Well if you've never been a frog kissin'
Then you don't know what you've been missing
There's a world of opportunity under each and every log
If you've never been a charm breaker
And if you've never been a handsome prince maker
Just a slow down turn around bend down
And kiss you a frog

There's a happy ever after land
Even in the heart of man
Where a prince or princess abide
But all we get are glimpses
Of the handsome prince or princess
Cause there covered by a green warty hide
And thou there full of life's potential
There lackin one essential
To enable them to shine like a star
And that's to have some guy or misses
Smother them with kisses
And to love them while they're just like they are

And that's the secret of frog kissin'
And you can do it to
If you just listen
Just slow down turn around, bend down
And kiss you a frog

Ribit ribit!


  • Written by Buddy Kalb
  • Jerry Nelson as Robin the Frog

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