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Cornfed Dames

This song is by The Cramps and appears on the album A Date With Elvis (1986) and on the album Rockin n Reelin in Auckland New Zealand XXX (1994).

Callin' all cows down on the farm!
Hey! Shut the door... you born in a barn?!
I ain't no farmer... that's no fun
Run some tractor till the work's all done
Hey milk it bossie I'll buy ya a diamon ring
Now good girls can't play the rent these days
These cornfed dames done found a way
Unzip that zipper... snap that snap
Round up the cattle in the Cadillac
Whip that cream baby till the butter comes
Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it (4 times)
Shake that thing I'll buy ya a diamond ring
Now there's more things in Tennessee
Than's a dreamed of in your philosophy. G
Imme a barnful of cornfed dames
They wiggle a little I burst into flames
Whip that cream baby till the butter comes
Callin' all you cornfed dames
Lux means bucks... remember the name
Go put on some n'real loud
Let's get up and go get plowed
Shake that thing I might buy you a diamond ring
Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip
Put it on upside down baby
You know that really makes me flip...
I ain't no farmer

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