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Show Me Your Hands

This song is by Team StarKid and appears on the musical soundtrack The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2018).

Sam:
Ma'am, I need you to take a step back
You're facing the law, not the clerk at the Gap
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops
You better shape on up

You better empty out all of your pockets
But don't empty out all of your pockets

Cops:
Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops

Sam:
And we make sense

Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Or I might be inclined to shoot you up

You go forty in a thirty-five
Check your mirror, you'll find hell has arrived

Cops:
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops
We're up in your shit

Female Cop:
Kathy lost her cat in a tree

Sam:
Contact Fire, not the HFPD

Cops:
'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops

Female Cop:
Her cat is dead

Cops:
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Or I might be inclined to shoot you

Sam:
Step away from the vehicle
Step away from the vehicle
Get back in the vehicle
Get back in the vehicle
Slowly get out of the vehicle
Slowly get out of the vehicle
Do the things I say... I'm a cop

Sam: (Female Cop:)
Step away from the vehicle
(Get those hands up!)
Step away from the vehicle
(Get those hands up!)
Get back in the vehicle
(Put those hands down!)
Get back in the vehicle
(Get those hands down!)
Slowly get out of the vehicle
(Put those hands up!)
Slowly get out of the vehicle
(Put those hands up!)
Do the things I say...
(Up, down...)

Cops:
I'm a cop!

Sam:
9-1-1 emergency call
Got a 4-1-1 at a shopping mall
Better pack your heat and utility belt
Any mall rats comin' in hot, they melt

Female Cop:
Sarge, it's your wife on the 9-1-1

Male Cop:
What that bitch want, Sarge?

Female Cop:
She just wants a snug

Sam:
Grab your nine millimetre and donut bucket
Want my badge number?

Cops:
Put it in your mouth and suck it!

Charlotte:
(Spoken) Oh Sam, please stop! I'm your wife! Please just talk to me, baby.

Sam:
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands
Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs
Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands

Cops:
Or I might be inclined to shoot you-


Credits

Written by:

Jeff Blim

Arrangement:

Matt Dahan

Musicians:

  • Matt Dahan: keyboard
  • Sam Johnides: guitar, keyboard
  • Josh Fleury: bass
  • Ryan McDiarmid: drums

Performed by:

  • Jeff Blim as Sam
  • Mariah Rose Faith as Female Cop
  • Robert Manion as Male Cop

with

  • Jaime Lyn Beatty as Charlotte, Nora, Deb

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