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Punky's Dilemma

This song is by Simon and Garfunkel and appears on the album Bookends (1968) and on the compilation album Old Friends (1997).

Wish I was a Kellogg's Corn Flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile
Livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan

Ah, south California

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"To Mary Jane
Best wishes, Martin"
Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for

Oh, really?

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