My thumb is stuck in a bottle I need it out of there. my head is getting annoyingly sober and I can't get to the beer. I've tried butter, ivy tried grease, but the thumb is really jammed. so next time I do decide to drink, ill drink it out of cans. drink as much as I possible can to lose my speech although still stand, that makes a man. it would really be a shame to break the bottle and loose the bee.r yeah, now I could use a zip from the bottle extending my hand to stop the tears. this was a big dilemma and waste of such good brand and then I looked down to myself and thought I can drink with the other hand.
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