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Just Like Me

This song is by Nick Bognar and appears on the album I'm In Love And I Hate It (2008).

I heard you found your happiness with a true Cro-Magnon man
A savage hero from a harsh Jurassic land
Well, he's a slope-browed, slackjawed dumbfuck neanderthal, but I hear he thinks about you when he can
I hope he drags you all around by your pretty hair
I hope he slays you like a wooly beast
I hope he makes a fire beneath your little seat so you'll know just how to feel the burning heat- just like me
I heard you found your happiness with the leader of a band
I just keep hearing that you've become his biggest fan
Well, he's an unwashed, unshorn, tone-deaf fashion whore, but I hear he hits the high ones when he can
I hope he writes a song for you
I hope it's better than this one! I hope it's better than anything I've ever done- just so you'll cry when he says it's all in fun
Just like me
I heard you found your happiness with one hell of a guy
I heard he's so much better that I shouldn't even try
Well, he's an honest guy, he's tried and true, but he'll never love you as much as I do! So I guess I'll keep on singing my blues
I hope you're happy there together
I hope it lasts almost forever! But just before the final day, I hope you wake up once and say, I hate him
I HATE HIM! Just like me

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