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You Don't Know Me

This song is by Naked Luigi and appears on the album ¡Luig! (2018).

When he is coming home
Uigi just wants to bone
And when I'm feeling low
Uigi gives me the dome

Drunk text Yoshi on the 7 PM subway
Lost in the food court, better be another way
Waitin' on a message from Luigi, just to come home
Text and just forgive me for the pink ball I just boned
When you see me liftin' Kirby merchandise
Call me suicidal when I'm livin' on the tour life
But Luigi gonna blow me on his Harley anyway
Poppin' bottles of champagne, Fanta, lean and Miller Light

When he is coming home
Uigi just wants to bone
And when I'm feeling low
Uigi gives me the dome

Making myself useful, tidy up the public Uigi shrine
Pause a moment to reflect on the Arkansas skyline
Kirby left my dick for Shulk, that's why I'm sipping moonshine
A week ago he was my man, turns out I was his concubine
Now I'm smoking crystal shards to try to hide the pain I feel
Wishing that I could just make amends and become the third wheel
Wake up in the backyard of Luigi's Portland summer cottage
First thing in the morning, get a whiff of Uigi's greasy sausage
On the porch, Luigi triple penetrating Billy Brown
He sweetly smiles at me and says "there's enough dick to go around"

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