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Warp Star

This song is by Naked Luigi and appears on the album ¡Luig! (2018).

Kirby gonna curve me like a roller derby
Suck me like a sponge before we make a movie
Hands shakin' after his persuasive penetration
Ride me like a warp star sensation

My bitch is dummy thick I swear he just a puff ball
Always persuade me with a key bump from Bolivia
Used to party with Uigi, now I smoke that good tree leaf
Later, Waddle Dee might call me up to have a threesome
I'm a wild man like Ishmael or Waluigi
Steal a yacht and go to Paris why the fuck you need me
Hosting Meta Knight protests won't deceive me
This bitch is holdin' me down, Luigi let me skeet free
To be or not to be a wheel in Kirby's fuck machine
My dick is begging for bedroom antics like nicotine
Shooting up to get my dick distracted from his actions
I feel dissatisfaction with Kirby's puny package
Ha ha, so I fell for Kirby's cheap trick
Now I'm fucking with Luigi like a chick flick
Licked his dick like Doritos off my fingers
While I tie him to the bed, make him tell me I'm a winner

Kirby gonna curve me like a roller derby
Suck me like a sponge before we make a movie
Hands shakin' after his persuasive penetration
Ride me like a warp star sensation

I'm not a bitch, I don't kiss and tell about my old erections
But I admit that I got the Brown boy's sloppy seconds
You can't say shit when you cheatin' on your best green dick ho
I saw you in that motel with Kirby 'bout three weeks ago
You said Kirby was your side bitch, so I made him my main
We ain't abstaining 'til marriage, every night he give me brain
See, I hate to see a pink mouth like that goin' to waste
So I marked my territory, put my D on his face
Now this fool, he got the nerve to say he wants the pink back
I got the text when my fist was balls deep inside Kirby's crack
You touch my pink boy again and your dome will feel that Home Run Bat
Go run back to your man and hold this L like Luigi hat

Call me Derrida 'cause I fuck with Kirby dick
Call me Meta Knight 'cause I sucked Kirby's dick

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