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The Freakin' FCC

This song is by Unknown Artist.

They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss...
It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation with the fellows at the freakin' FCC...

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin' with the fellas at the freakin' FCC...

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your 'ding-a-ling' 'cause you can't say penis

So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic, they're the fellas at the freakin' FCC...

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