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Shoplifting Hoedown

This song is by Colin Mochrie, Greg Proops, Ryan Stiles and Wayne Brady.

This song is featured in the television series Whose Line Is It Anyway? Wikipedia16.
Whoo! I sure love this one!

When I was younger, took a field trip to the zoo
I was really mischievous, so here's what I would do
But my crime, damn, it made me dance
I tried to put a cheetah and a rhino in my pants

When I go out to a store, I never like to pay (Uh-huh!)
I got 5-finger discount, I just take it away
I never pay for nothin', I don't pay no rent
And I never tell the truth, 'cause I'm the president

The other day I stole something, it really was a sin
It was a little revolver made of gelatin
It really was a bad idea, it's something I should have slept on
'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon

Shopping the correct way can be such a bore
I have to steal everything when I go in a store
Not to loot and take things that can be really hard
But I guess I shouldn't, 'cause I am a security guard

I am a security guard!



Featured in the TV series Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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