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Let's Talk About Me

This song is by Chris Cooper, features Nathan Pacheco and appears on the movie soundtrack The Muppets (2011).

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Tex Richman
I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas T
People call me rich 'cause I got more money
I got more cheddar than some some super-sized nachos
Got cash flow like Robert has de niro's

I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
No, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill
There ain't no flour in a hundred-dollar bill

Chorus
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is
To be him

He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see

Tex Richman
Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world
When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
If something's for sale, consider it sold
I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold

I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
I don't regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
Except I wouldn't gold plate little Twinkles again

Chorus
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him

He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see

Tex Richman
I recall a heartbreaking story
About my own tenth birthday party
Should've been a glorious day for me
I'd have been happy as can be

But the Muppets were there
To put on a show
They started to dance
They were telling their jokes

I didn't laugh
I didn't know how
Then my friends
They all turned around
And they laughed at me
They laughed at me
I hate you Muppets so

Chorus
He's Tex Richman
Everbody listen
Just how great it is to be him

He's the greatest
He's the greatest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see

Tex Richman
Little Muppets, time to give up your dream

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