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Windows 95 Sucks!

This song is by Bob Rivers.

This song is a parody of "Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones.
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Well, I bought it up
Brought Windows home and d'cided to boot it up
But when I load it up
It says my memory is not enough

I'd be runnin' out
I need some extra RAM to fix me up
I have to cough it up
Open my wallet up
It never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops

It's Windows 95
It suckin' up my drive
It makes a Pentium fly
But my PC is obsolete
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine
Bring it up

Stick me up
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked
You got me, you got me

There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new hard drive
It's gonna suck me dry
My 386, don't have the speed
It takes an hour just to bring up the screen

Oh no
I making software buys
It's making Bill Gates come
Yo yo
You make a rich man come

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