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Kiss You Parody

This song is by Bart Baker and appears on the album Greatest Hits 2013 (2013).

(Zayn)
Oh I'm just gonna pretend that I'm riding this Bike
To make all you teen girls wet with delight
Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
That's us taking your dad's cash

(Harry)
Oh I know I know I know that this looks kinda strange
But I just feel right when I'm rubbing on Zayne
Please don't tell taylor swift, she'd get pissed
Even though I dumped that bitch

(Liam)
Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this?
(Simon)
It's Your Punishment
(Liam)
For What?
(Simon)
For shaving your head!
(Harry)
Now let's all go

(All)
To Pri son
So we can dance with locked up men
And then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics

(Harry)
Why don't we take off all our clothes
And play a game of drop the soap!

(All)
Hell Yeah

(Simon)
I WILL TAKE the photographs!

(All)
Let's Drop Our Pants!

(Harry)
And these 5 soap bars!

(Zayn)
Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
It will make this video less crappy
This is ridiculous, diculous
Who is directing this shit?

(Niall)
Oh, I'm only Irish guy singing in this song
That's why I dance like a gay leprechaun
Also I play guitar, play guitar
Did ya know I play guitar?

(Liam)
Oh Holly Crap
Taylor Swift is on our ass
She's got a GUN

(Taylor)
Ah!

(Zayne)
She's gonna kill Harry and then write a

(All except Harry)
Hit song
About How you did her so wrong
(Taylor)
I knew you were Trouble Harry! Can't you see you belong with me?
(Harry)
Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
Using my secret nipple trick
(ALL)
Go for it
(Taylor)
Omg what the hell is that?!

(ALL)
He just made her crash

(Harry)
With my 4 nipples!

(ALL)
Harry has 4 nipples
Harry has 4 nipples
They made taylor drive off the road

(Louis)
To celebrate let's all dress up as

(ALL)
Sea - ee - men
Because we all love sea - ee - men
(Niall)
We mean jizz
(Louis)
I'm gonna give Harry a French kiss
(Zayne)
I am gonna suck on my own dick
(ALL)
Taylor was just a cover up
(Harry)
To hide the fact I like man Butt
(Taylor)
What did you say
(ALL)
How the hell is she still alive
(Taylor)
I will never die!
Now let me kill you!

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