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This song is by Aunty Jack and appears on the album Aunty Jack Sings Wollongong (1974).

--Thin Arthur--
Tell you 'bout my Aunty Jack
(Aunty Aunty)
The woman with the Golden Whack
(Aunty Aunty)
She loves to rock and roll and jive
(Aunty Aunty)

Now if you don't like the show
Then she'll soon let you know
She'll either knock you down
Or she'll come around and punch your nose

--Aunty Jack--
Or I might rip your arms off
(Don't hurt me Aunty)
Might even tear your leg off
(Don't rip me Aunty)

--Thin Arthur--
She met a man the other day
Who didn't like the show
She picked him up and she bounced him round
And she told him where to go

--Aunty Jack-
I told him
This could be the most important day of his life
I said sit down and watch a little television
Called the Aunty Jack Show
But unfortunately for him
He said "Uh-uh, I don't like it"
I went round to his house and I knocked on the door
I picked him up and I smashed him down
And I kicked him on the floor
He said

"Don't rip my arm off"
(Don't hurt me Aunty)
I won't rip your arm off, honey
(Mercy mercy)
But I might rip your head off
(Don't rip me Aunty)

So all those kiddies not listening, beware
Your big fat aunty coming
Don't give a care. Hit it!

So all those kiddies not listening, beware
Big fat aunty coming
Don't give a care huh huh

Or I might rip your arm off
(Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear your leg off
(Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear your head off
(Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear the Prime Minister's head off
(Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear your mummy's leg off

(Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear your little brother's arm off
(Rippin' your arms off)
Might even rip the whole world off

Rip off!

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