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Lark on My Go Kart

This song is by Asher Roth and appears on the album Asleep in the Bread Aisle (2009).

Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get butt from ms. muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus
Egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins
Suck a Dick Butkus chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins
Any Tim Duncan, spur off the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit
Jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick
Spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick
Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget
Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain
Chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few you gon' need it
Yeah got your Wii fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take a palsky
I'm a take lark on my go-kart

Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it, meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shiiit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch krimpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip
I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my sips and then split

Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yeah I'm a dork but I'm still holding court ball up balla
Y'all take too long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who 'mi tryna impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts lucious
Just sent me a text
O-M-G your the B-E EST
If you tryna have sex
I'm the best at it!

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