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Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger

This song is by ApologetiX and appears on the album Very Vicarious (2017).

This song is a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy.
Grandma got won over by a stranger
Walking from the bar on Christmas Eve
You can pray and know that Jesus answers
'Cause after we did, Grandma, she believed

She'd been drinking to escape God
At her favorite spot to go
But we asked God for her salvation
And we stuck it out for 40 years or so
When we found her Christmas morning
After she'd received a tract
She had heard it all beforehand
But it didn't make this large of an impact

Grandma got won over by a stranger
Walking from the bar on Christmas Eve
You can pray for snow but we want Grandma
And that's what me and Grandpa, we received

Now, we're also proud of Grandpa
Here at Granny's first Noel
See, he's been there while she took long
Many years He's prayed God would send him help
Since that Christian met our Grandma
All the family's blessed, in fact
And we just can't help but wonder
Did she open up at once or give him flack (gave him flack!)

Grandma got won over by a stranger
Walking from the bar on Christmas Eve
You can pray and know that Jesus answers
'Cause after we did, Grandma, she believed

Now the mule is in the stable
And it should've made us think... ah
If a mule's a stubborn character
They were just a matching pair when Grandma drank
Christ's no longer in the manger
Grandma's not out by herself
Hey, she let Him in her life, friends
And a man who tried to save her gave some help

Grandma got won over by a stranger
Walking from the bar on Christmas Eve
Now you can pray for snow but we want Grandma
And that's what me and Grandpa, we received

(Sing it, Grandpa)
Grandma got won over by a stranger (ha ha)
Walking from the bar on Christmas Eve (yee ha)
You can pray and know that Jesus answers (ooh oh)
'Cause after we did, Grandma, she believed

Merry Christmas

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