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Animals I Have Begun

This song is by ApologetiX and appears on the album Future Tense (2008).

This song is a parody of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace.
I can't explain this well
So many kinds of life
But I still can't yet find
Somebody friendly who is like me
I can't console myself

So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
Help me, please, don't want no chimpanzees
Someone to help me name these animals

I can't just date myself
So let me find a bride
But not the dangerous type
Somebody pretty who has nice hair
I can't just hold myself

So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
She'll be petite and someone real sweet
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
We'll be a team 'cause she'll agree with me
Someone to help me name these animals

Someone to help me through this life here
I can't just clone myself
Somebody shapely on my side, yeah
To share this space I dwell

So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
I'll be complete, and she can clean for me
Someone to help me name these animals I have begun
Beneath the trees, we'll grab a bite to eat
Someone to help me name these animals
These animals I have begun

So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air and all the beasts of the field
But for Adam no suitable helper was found

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