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The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

This song is by Adam Sandler and appears on the album What The Hell Happened To Me? (1996).

(Adam Sandler):
And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

(Man):
So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

(Excite Southerner):
...Good question, I have a good answer for that... first first first of all I am
A very... very hard work... vocational skills... I went to... willing to work on a
Holidays... I had a tango and mirumba lessons... learning to get along with other
People... but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D... with a overtime... time and a
Half... speakin' in two languages... Spanish and a... a... another one... and I and
And... loyal like a dog... tell you that much... willin' to start at the
Bottom... and also willing... to stay there... your intestines... completely
Flawless... drug-free with a... whoo-wee... good references... if you call my last
Boss... he was... actually he was gonna inform me... with a... I got no dependence
With the W-2 form... and I was wondering...

(Man):
You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin' down.

(Excited Southerner):
Cool.

(Man):
Are you all right?

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