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Sloppy Joe

This song is by Adam Sandler.

I woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
Served some reheated Salisbury steak
With a little slice of love
I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
I just know everything's doing fine down here in
Lunch Lady Land

Well, I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs
Cut there's no reason to shout
Everybody get enough food down here in
Lunch lady land

Well, yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reeks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose

Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, yah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, uh-huh
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, ah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy *pbbt*

Dreamt one morning and I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza was'a lookin' at me
It screamed "Why do you burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said "I got the spatula, just do what you're told"

Then the liver and onion started joinin' the fight
And the chocolate pudding pushed me
With-a all it's might
Then the chop suey pushed me and it kicked me in the head
"It's called revenge, lunch lady" said the garlic bread

I said "What did I do to make you all so mad"
They said "You got flabby arms and your breath is bad"
Then the green beans said "You better run and hide"
But then my friend Sloppy joe came and joined my side

He said "if it wasn't for the lunch lady the kids wouldn't eat ya"
"You should be shaking her hand and saying 'Pleased to meet ya'"
She gives you a purpose and she give you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole
So "now all the angry food just leave me alone"
And we all lived together in a happy home
Thanks to

Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, yeah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, yee-ah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, uh-huh
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

Now me and sloppy joe got married
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
Down in lunch lady land!

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