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Kermet And Big Bird Stoned

This song is by Adam Sandler.

Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics
Artist (Band):Adam Sandler
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Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics

Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet.

Kermet:
Hello.., Kermet the frog here. And welcome Sensamea Street.
I'd like to tell you what today's letter is, but I'm really fucked up.
Kermet:
He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird:
Sure Kermet, today's letter is... Joint...

Kermet:
Ah Big Bird, joint is not a letter... it is a word.

Big Bird:
Sorry kids... today's letter is threeee...

Kermet:
Uh, Big Bird, three isn't a letter, it is a number
*Chuckle*

Big Bird:
Exactly, three is the number of joints I've smoked today.
Big Bird:
Kermet... Are you with me...

Kermet:
God I'm stoned...

Big Bird:
Me too.

Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.

Kermet:
Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say are ABC's Big Bird...

Big Bird:
Ok...

Kermet and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uh F, C

Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramet.

Kermet:
Did you just uh call me Kramet??

Big Bird:
Yes I did.

Kermet:
Kramet the frog here.
Kermet:
Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kid's.
Todays show was brought to you by a the letter ummm,

Big Bird:
Bong...

Kermet
And the number,

Big Bird:
God your messed up

Kermet:
Fuck you!
Kermet:
The number, Fuck you!

*Laughing*

Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids, bye

Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet.

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