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I'm So Wasted

This song is by Adam Sandler and appears on the album They're All Gonna Laugh At You (1993).

I'm sittin' in my chair,
Watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit... some crazy ass shit
That my friend over night mailed to me

I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fuckin' laced it
'Cause I'm so damn lambasted

Well my friend came over,
So I packed him a pipe
I told him you better go easy with this shit
But he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it
Two minutes later he was playin' backgammon naked

He's fucking wasted!
It's the best shit he ever tasted
He's lost in fuckin' space yeah
'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

Whoa spent the last two hours
Hiding under my bed
'Cause I looked in the garbage can
And I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head
I'm fuckin' wasted!

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically
And started to moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toadstool wire
And fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak...
I'm fuckin' wasted!
It's the best shit I ever tasted!
My brain's getting wasted
Welllllll I'm fuckin' fried!

We're sittin' in the bathtub
Wanted something to eat
I wanted a pizza, the bird said...
Uh pepperoni would be sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later
Handed me his shoe
I said "we ordered a pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you"

I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted
Whoa fucking shit!

I'm way too... baked
Oh no!

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