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Alimony

This song is by "Weird Al" Yankovic and appears on the album Even Worse (1988).

Here she come now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Work at three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest
I said yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah...

'Cause she took my house... my car...
My shoes... and my toothbrush too
Too bad... so sad...
A-she got... got the gift of grab
I'm in debt... debt... debt... debt... debt... debt...

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin'-a squeeze-a blood from a stony stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah, everything
She could get... get... get... get... get...

Well, I'm out of cash... no dough...
I'm broke... it's no joke
The check's in the mail... get off...
My back... cut me some slack
I said yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah...

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)

Alimony... mony... yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah...

Credits

Credits

Written by:

Ritchie Cordell and Weird Al Yankovic

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